July 19, 2012 It's Not Your Imagination; Things Are Heating Up! By Jeffrey Meiliken Preheat oven to 5778K. Mix all the ingredients for 6 days, let it set, then bake in the speed-of-light convection oven at 173 petawatts for 5778 years until it reaches at temperature of 57.78 degrees. Remove Earth from oven and voila!